I was inside my house, and all of a sudden this flying dog pops out. I figure it's just Obama, so I ignore it. Little did I know, it was the magical flying dog that created . I turned, and noticed that there was a dog near my fireplace. He said 'Welcome to hell...wait...yeah, welcome to hell". Then I was injected with steroids and kicked his ass and pwned everyone in Call of Duty. Then I got my 213 kill streak removed by some 12 year old tryhard.
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